It has taken me a bajillion years, but I have finally finished my reworked and AMAZING version of "Jesus Loves Me," inspired by the freaks at Menopause Mansion. WARNING: It's phenomenal. Just like Delilah.
Jesus touched
me, this I know,
My broken hymen tells me so;
My broken hymen tells me so;
I fight back because I know it’s wrong,
But I am weak and he is strong.
Yes, Jesus loves me!
Yes, Jesus fucked me!
Yes, Jesus touched me!
But I am weak and he is strong.
Yes, Jesus loves me!
Yes, Jesus fucked me!
Yes, Jesus touched me!
The Bible
tells me so.
Jesus touched me, he who died,
Told me to open my mouth wide;
Then he covered me in his sin,
As drops of Jesus Juice fell down my chin.
Yes, Jesus loves me!
Yes, Jesus fucked me!
Jesus touched me, he who died,
Told me to open my mouth wide;
Then he covered me in his sin,
As drops of Jesus Juice fell down my chin.
Yes, Jesus loves me!
Yes, Jesus fucked me!
Yes, Jesus touched me!
The Bible tells me so.
Jesus held me, held me still,
As his scepter got its fill;
Then he asked if I was bi,
Could he watch Mary eat my pie?
Jesus held me, held me still,
As his scepter got its fill;
Then he asked if I was bi,
Could he watch Mary eat my pie?
Yes, Jesus loves me!
Yes, Jesus fucked me!
Yes, Jesus touched me!
Yes, Jesus fucked me!
Yes, Jesus touched me!
The Bible tells me so.
Jesus loves me, we went all the way,
But with my clit he did not play;
I slurped his cock for all the angels to see,
He spilled his spunk inside of me.
Jesus loves me, we went all the way,
But with my clit he did not play;
I slurped his cock for all the angels to see,
He spilled his spunk inside of me.
Yes, Jesus loves me!
Yes, Jesus fucked me!
Yes, Jesus touched me!
Yes, Jesus fucked me!
Yes, Jesus touched me!
The Bible tells me so.
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